Small little bugs on my curtain? (Lots of detail)?

Question

For many months now I have had this little bugs on my curtain. They're like 1-mm in size and they have a striped back, going black and then some greenish color.

They just sit on my curtain like they are dust, and they just sit there in the same place on my blue, almost transparent curtain without moving a inch. If I like touch them with a piece of paper, they still don't move. But when I go away from the window (after touching them with a piece of paper), those little ******* start to crawl. Sneaky little bastards trying to pretend they're Snake from MGS! So I kill the little shits and throw them in the toilet, and I see no more of them on the curtain, than after some days, more of the little ******* show up like "you mad, bro?". They're not even trying to hide!! And this goes on and on and on.

This one time I was sitting on my computer and this fat little bug trying to crawl up my curtain, and I am terrified of bugs that move (specially big ones). So I panicked and squashed him with a piece of paper, but he survived and crawled on top of my desk. So I started freaking out and just keep hitting him with my table candle OVER AND OVER AGAIN. He/she is dead. But when I regained my senses, I recognized that the little fat bug looked like a bigger version of the ones on my curtain (I'm not certain though). I had nightmares for two days :( Note that my curtain also touches the floor a lot since it's too long.

What are these bugs? What do they want? :(

Answer 1

They are more likely to be known as Dust Mites. Your home is covered in dust. There is no point in clearing it up because now that the Dust Mites has formed they (the mother) will grow babies (lots and lots). DONT WORRY, call the Dust Mite Service or visit the website...



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Answer 2

They are the harbringers of doom. And they want to feast upun yor flesh once they have used their paralyzing poison on you.



Sweet dreams.

Answer 3

bedbugs.