What can you do about gnomes issue? Little gnomes running around causing havoc and I can't find them!?

Question

There are clothes gnomes stealing one of each pair of socks and sometimes underwear and ties, bedroom gnomes stealing my keys and hiding them in strange places, living-room gnomes hiding my remote and other things, fridge gnomes eating all my food, and I just know there are more gnomes causing tons of havoc!

How do you find and catch these gnomes??

Answer 1

Put something alcoholic in a cup so when they drink it they get drunk and pass out then get rid of them.

Answer 2

You catch gnomes the same way you catch snypes a bag and two sticks tap them on the ground and say here gnome here gnome then after they are caught in the bag just take out with the regular trash

Answer 3

Gnome hunters are rare, and I just happen to have one. It is not for sale. Good luck in finding one of these obsolute items.If you are lucky enough to find one, do NOT give it any liquor, as it will become nothing more than lazy, fat, and unprotective. Don't let anyone tell you that pinning your soxes together will stop them. these things are just too smart for their own kind. My hope for you is that you never get any car gnomes. They can really wreck havoc on a vechile. Word of warning: If you find any evidence of dragons, do NOT meddle in their affairs for we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Answer 4

You need to open the portal so they will go back in there realm... Duh